Paleolithic Fair

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Posted by Lollie on May 11, 2008 at 10:27pm in Riverside, CA

We need something different; something to set us apart from the affluent city trash. FREEZING IN RANDOM POSITIONS? SHOPPING IN SLO-MO?! PFFFT! Amateurs. Imagine this:
Your average Renaissance Fair goer, complete with homemade costume and a case of bad acne, parking their car to enjoy a pleasant day of chubby girl cleavage and turkey legs when suddenly they notice...in the parking lot.... the "PALEOLITHIC FAIR!" There's one sign... a group of caveman..... and... AND well that's it really. Questions will only be met with grunts, and confused looks. Random rock banging can be thrown in as well.... we only have a few more weeks for them to be in town. I'm going to need a collective "Why heck yes" as soon as possible. Someone else needs to arrange dates and time and such...Im not really good with numbers...or things in general....
All of my Love,
Da Lollie

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Permalink Reply by Jennifer on May 12, 2008 at 5:46am: Just hand me a club! (I think I already have the perfect outfit....); ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Agent Farquetto on May 12, 2008 at 6:12pm: outfits would be kind of hard D: but I think we could make do with some towels? haha

Does anyone know where exactly the renn fair is?; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Agent Farquetto on May 12, 2008 at 1:16am: haha that would be alot of fun!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Dollie on May 11, 2008 at 11:53pm: Why, Heck Yes! Where do I sign?!?!?!?

ME WANT CAVEMAN!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Lollie on May 11, 2008 at 10:28pm: I think this is an amazing idea. That new girl Lollie is Awesome.
All of my Love,
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